Austin's Page of Stupid Poems

Here are some science poems:

• The wonderful world of elementary particles. The Poor Neutron
• The wonderful world of gluons.
• The wonderful world of time dilation.

Here is an Elk poem:

• This poem was found along the highway between Payson and Show Low in Arizona. It was in the form of several official road signs, somewhat of a warning to drivers about Elk. Here is the Elk Poem